Why can't women put on their mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is call a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called 'rush hour'?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they made the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why are they called APARTments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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